extract($_SERVER);?>
$img[] = "bart014"; $img[] = "bart063"; $img[] = "maggie41"; $img[] = "marge024"; $img[] = "other49"; $img[] = "other56"; $img[] = "other57"; $img[] = "other164"; $img[] = "other174"; $img[] = "school26"; $img[] = "school29"; $img[] = "school33"; $img[] = "bart055"; $img[] = "bart082"; $img[] = "bart098"; $img[] = "bart144"; $img[] = "bart148"; $img[] = "bart158"; $img[] = "homer104"; $img[] = "homer62"; $img[] = "homer83"; $img[] = "homer97"; $img[] = "lisa04"; $img[] = "lisa38"; $img[] = "lisa46"; $img[] = "lisa47"; $img[] = "other113"; $img[] = "other114"; $img[] = "other130"; $img[] = "other141"; $img[] = "other150"; $img[] = "other158"; $img[] = "other160"; $img[] = "other162"; $img[] = "other171"; $img[] = "other177"; $img[] = "other197"; $img[] = "other198"; $img[] = "other201"; $img[] = "other206"; $img[] = "other209"; $img[] = "other86"; $img[] = "other93"; $img[] = "other97"; $img[] = "other98"; $img[] = "school56"; $i=rand(0,45); echo ""; ?>
$pre[] = "Be "; $pre[] = "Fish "; $pre[] = "Bite "; $pre[] = "Suck "; $pre[] = "Fight "; $pre[] = "Eat "; $pre[] = "Don't "; $pre[] = "Go "; $pre[] = "Fry "; $pre[] = "Kiss "; $pre[] = "Climb "; $pre[] = "Cry "; $pre[] = "Use "; $pre[] = "Take "; $pre[] = "Have "; $pre[] = "Run "; $mid[] = "like a crab "; $mid[] = "in your pants "; $mid[] = "my butt "; $mid[] = "with an egg "; $mid[] = "the power "; $mid[] = "my shorts "; $mid[] = "blow a fuse "; $mid[] = "postal "; $mid[] = "like a codfish "; $mid[] = "a pig "; $mid[] = "my face "; $mid[] = "up a tree "; $mid[] = "your brain "; $mid[] = "a long hike off a short pier "; $mid[] = "a heart "; $mid[] = "like the wind "; $end[] = "squire."; $end[] = "your honour."; $end[] = "Mr."; $end[] = "doc."; $end[] = "sister."; $end[] = "Jack."; $end[] = "home-boy."; $end[] = "Tex."; $end[] = "Dude."; $end[] = "Cousin."; $end[] = "why don't ya?"; $end[] = "fella."; $end[] = "Einstein."; $end[] = "Pierre."; $end[] = "chucklehead."; $end[] = "Senor."; $p=rand(0,15); $m=rand(0,15); $e=rand(0,15); echo " $pre[$p]$mid[$m]$end[$e]"; ?>
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